Don't encourage him!
Kid's a genius!
He's an extortionist! So, what, now I'm buying Twinkies for Maxine instead of Kevin?
No. I told Kevin I'd call Maxine off if he'd give me two Twinkies every day. Then I give one to Maxine and eat the other one. Doesn't cost you anything.
He IS a genius.
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