Darlene, Roseanne and others in “Unfinished Business”

Darlene

Mom, I worked it out with Becky. She's gonna stay home and babysit D.J., and I'm gonna go out.

Roseanne

Now, why would she make a deal like that?

Darlene

Well, I had dirt on her.

Roseanne

... What kinda dirt?

Darlene

Now, if I told you, I'd have to stay home. (leaves, Becky comes in)

Roseanne

So, what do you think your punishment oughta be?

What do you mean?

Roseanne

Darlene told me everything.

That little rat.

Roseanne

I told her I wasn't going to do anything about it till I get your side of the story.

Well, first we... wait a minute. (grins and shakes her head) Uh-uh.

Roseanne

...You're gettin' good.