(on the phone) Hello? Yeah! I'd love to. Friday night? Yeah, I was hoping you'd call. You wanna buy me dinner? Well gee, what's in it for you? Oh, sure I put out. Everybody knows that.
Darlene, what are you doing?
Oh don't worry, Mom, he thinks it's Becky.
Oh, OK.
Mother! I'm gonna kill you, Darlene!
[as Becky chases her] Sorry, gotta go. [Hangs up, to Becky] 7:30, don't dress.
You're dead!
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