Was I an accident?
... No, D.J., you were... a surprise.
Oh. What's the difference?
Well, an accident is something that, if you had to do it over again, you wouldn't, but a surprise is something that you didn't even know you wanted till you got it.
Was Darlene an accident?
No, Darlene was a disaster.
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