Aw, face it. You're both tanks.
Hey, you stay out of this! It's your fault I got fat in the first place!
Oh right. Like I invented double dutch chocolate.
No, but I gained twenty pounds with that pregnancy.
Me too!
Twenty pounds?
Okay, forty pounds...[pauses] With each kid.
Me too!
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