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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Becky, Dan and others in “Unfinished Business”

What is the problem?!! You guys drink all the time!

First of all, we don't drink all the time; second of all, we're not talking about US!

(sarcastically) Look, I have one drink and you're acting like I'm an alcoholic. Oh quick, I'll call the 800 number.

We ARE your 800 number, Becky.

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