[seeing Heffer eyeing his chips] Oh no no no no no no no no no no! I ain't giving him nothing! I got plans for these chips! You ate yours fat boy! These babies are mine! Okay, let's see. 1 2 3 4 5, 1 2 3 4 5, 1 2 3 4 5. I'll put this one and this one and then I'll put this one here. Oh this, this one first. No, no, no, no, no. You, you first, I'm eating you... [Heffer goes berserk and attacks him for the chips] Hey get off! Stop it! Get your fat hooves off of me! You full yet? You've eaten almost everything in the room! Oh wait a second! Here's the potato chip bag. There might be a crumb in there! [force feeds him the bag] Yeah! You like that huh? You like eating that? Wait wait! You didn't eat this yet! You want to eat this, too? [force feeds him the air conditioner] How's that taste? Come on, what else can we stuff in your fat mouth? Oh here you go! Since you ate the potato, you can eat the light bulb! [force feeds him the light bulb]
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[In the future of O-Town, Filburt's sons, Gilbert and Norbert, are searching around inside Rocko's abandoned house]
[from upstairs as sound of glass shatters] Ouch!
What was that?!
I think I broke an antique!
[annoyed] Ah, for Pete's sake. [heads upstairs and finds Norbert in a room, sitting on the floor and holding a photo frame] What'd you break?
It's a picture.
I believe the correct term was "phonograph."
[last lines of the series]
So, Filb, what have you been up to these past 17 years? [beat]
Are you kiddin'?
[singing] Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer...
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