[presenting Scissors a red pearl as a gift] This is a special pearl, because it's extremely dangerous to retrieve. It only grows inside a clam.
That doesn't seem that dangerous.
That's been swallowed by a shark.
Oh.
That's been eaten by a whale.
Good Lord.
In mermaid culture, we give this to our perfect match, to say, "You matter to me most of all." [places it in his hands]
[Back in the apartment]
So look at this! [holds out, what is actually a golf ball]
[baffled] A golf ball?
No, it's-- Well, it was a pearl. Oh, she did say it only glows when you're with your perfect match, which is me for my mermaid girlfriend.
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