The fate of your train rests on Paper's ability to solve this algebra problem. [pulls the blanket off a marker board, showing an algebra question] "A train leaves the station 5:00 AM at 60 miles per hour. Another train leaves the station at 6:00 AM at 80 miles per hour traveling the same direction. At what time will they meet?"
[takes the marker out of her hand] Trick question. They've already met.
It's not a riddle.
Dang it. [walks up to his sister; whispers] Okay, you know what to do here.
I do. [cracks her knuckles] Teach you algebra.
What?! No! Just take out the villain with your action skills.
Sorry, Paper. I'm with her. This is literally a teachable moment.
[impatient] Come on, man. Just solve the problem!
[also impatient] Yeah, this is kindergarten math!
You're on her side, too?! Ugh! This could not be more ridiculous.
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