[While the trio are fighting against Dr. Big Bat over a big strawberry, Paper gets a reminder on his phone for his annual family get-together]
Oh, no.
What?
Oh, no.
What? What is it?
I totally forgot. Today's my annual family get-together.
Oh, well, we can reschedule, if you need to go.
No, it's not that. It's… [sighs deeply] I come from a family of very high achievers. There's my sister, Sandpaper, an action movie star. My brother, Toilet Paper, a popular stand-up comedian. My mom, Newspaper, an award-winning journalist. My dad, Parchment Paper, a famous pastry chef. And then there's me… the dud.
Wait, why is your name the only one that's not a specific type of paper?
I actually go by my middle name. My full name's Plain Paper.
What?! [laughs] That's the funniest thing I've ever heard! I'm gonna get as much mileage out of that as possible!
Every time we get together, my family goes around the table and says what they accomplished in the last year. Everyone says something incredible until it gets to me. I share something stupid… then my family says, "Wow, Paper. That's really something." And then they give me a cookie. I've always wanted to do something incredible, but nothing I do is. And don't want to be humiliated again.
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