Lolly, Meteor and others in “Unfinished Business”

This is way out of hand! Sure, Scissors messed up, but he doesn't deserve this. And frankly, you guys are so intense sometimes it scares me. I mean, is that a mythological war hammer?! [Paper is holding an electrical war hammer and he and Rock sadly hang their heads down] So please, take it down a notch. And you don't need to do things like this for me. I'm not a god. [stops the meteor from hitting the Earth; voice booming] NO!

Whatever you say, Lolly! Love the new album! [flies away into space]

Paper

Sorry, Lolly.

I heard your apology. I'm glad you learned your lesson. And I'll admit, I probably shouldn't have written 16-full length songs about why you were terrible.

Scissors

Sixteen? I thought you only wrote ten.

No, I only released ten. I might release the other six as bonus tracks. [Everyone comes back, screaming excitedly] But I might not!

[disappointed] Aww! [walk away]

Hey, all this aside, I did still have fun with you. So maybe we could go on a second date. What do you think?

Scissors

[thinking for a moment] Hard pass.

What?

Scissors

Do you have any idea how awful you made my life? I was the most hated man on Earth. The nation of Japan publicly denounced me. And I was almost torn apart by 2,000 psychopaths in bows. So, yes, I did learn a lesson, but it was to never, ever date pop stars. Hard pass. [walks away]

That wasn't very nice. I should write an album about that.