[Scissors is watching an inspirational sports movie when Rock and Paper enter the apartment, carrying groceries]
Oh, shoot! He's watching an inspirational sports movie!
Every time he sees one of those, he thinks he can do that stuff!
Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!
[searching everywhere for the remote] I can't! Where's the remote?!
CCrowd
[chanting on TV] Scrudy! Scrudy!
I DON'T KNOW! JUST RIP THE CORD OUT OF THE WALL!
Which one?! THERE ARE SO MANY CORDS!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Rock Paper Scissors quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Rock Paper Scissors pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.