[Scissors lifts up Paper's calculator and throws it out of the apartment building and it crashes into the street, with hamsters crawling out of it before the clock strikes 12:00]
There were hamsters in there?
[to Scissors] How the heck did you do that?! That calculator weighted 450 pounds!
SRScissors & Rock
[both gasp; simultaneously] I completed my New Year's resolution!
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