Ah, Paper's such a jerk. Making fun of me just 'cause I didn't do my resolution, and also forgot what it was. Well, I'll show him. I still have 12 hours to complete it, and prove I'm not a failure.
And I'm going to help you, because my resolution was to help as many people as I can with their resolutions.
But isn't helping people what you normally do? I mean, your resolution could have just as easily been be a rock this year.
You know, you can be a jerk sometimes too.
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