Rock and Scissors in “Unfinished Business”

Rock

[to Scissors] Listen, Scissors. It would really help the owner if you started paying for curly fries.

Scissors

Oh, naive Rock, always trying to help. Don't you know how life works? You don't win by helping. You win by taking advantage, and exploiting deals for all... they're... worth! [laughs maniacally as lightning bolts flash behind him] Man, these deals make me a maniac.

Rock

I like to believe that if you reach out your arms to others, their arms will reach back out to you.

Scissors

You also believe the Earth is heart-shaped. I can't trust anything you say.

Rock

Then how about this? I challenge you to a game of bowling. If I win, you have to start paying for curly fries. But if you win, you get the bowling alley.

Scissors

Seriously? I mean, yeah, of course. That's a very uneven deal.