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I thought you were gonna slit me throat!
No we don't slit throats. It's too messy.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Djaq is washing and Will arrives]
Robin says we have to keep...
You spy on me!
[She covers herself with her shirt and storms past Will]
No...Robin said...we have to...
[As she storms past, a branch whips Will, making him fall over]
Forget the outlaws, save the mine!
[as he escapes] Never forget the outlaws!
[Djaq is hiding behind a rock a little way from Much, who is sitting in front of an unlighted fire. She lights the fire using her glass]
[gasps] A sign! Which means I have to fast...
[Djaq throws a dead rabbit on the ground next to Much]
Except God wants me to eat!
[Djaq throws another dead rabbit]
Quite a lot!
[laughs] Djaq. Come and join us.
[She climbs down]
For good?
Well I was thinking just for dinner, but...
I was thinking for good. Or maybe I should have let your big friend here die, huh? Maybe then there would be a vacancy.
It wouldn't be safe for you to join us.
For him or us?
For her.
[Little John is shocked but Robin laughs]
I assumed as much. What's your name? Your real name?
Safiya.
Safiya...
But I prefer you to call me Djaq.
Djaq. Your expertise did help saving Little John's life, for which we are eternally indebted. Does anyone have a problem with a woman joining the gang?
[Will shakes his head, Much shakes his head, Little John opens his mouth to say something but shakes his head]
Can you...?
I'm a rubbish cook.
Looks like dinner's on us.
Well, if that was Djaq then...should I eat?
[He eats a piece of meat]
[Thunder sounds. Much immediately spits out the food]
[To the Sheriff] A taxman who's not a taxman, nuns no one's ever heard of? I think we've both been had.
Underneath all that haughty, there's quite a bit of naughty!
This, my friends, is an ambush.
(to George after the man thought he had stabbed Robin) Only joking! (knocks George out)
[After Robin and his gang had stolen everything from George they go through the forest and immediately they see some villages that were going to whip some men.]
Oi! Stop! Megan, what are you doing?
MMegan
We're going to give these a good horse whipping.
Why?
MMegan
He stole this. (shows Robin a necklace) My mother gave it to me on my wedding day. It's the only thing of value I own.
You touch us and you'll be in big trouble. We are Robin Hood's men!
[Robin looks to Much, confused.]
[Cut to the cart - Allan and Djaq are trying on the jewellery that Lucky George has taken]
Let's see you wear a dress.
I will if you will.
Robin Hood could swing out these trees any time and bash your brains out!
[Allan listens to the voice]
Or...are you afraid of looking too pretty?
I know that voice.
Oh, surely Robin Hood couldn't take on all of us.
Robin wouldn't be scared of you. You're girls compared to him and his men!
[Allan reaches the others.]
Tom?
Allan.
Do you know him?
He's my brother.
[Allan hits Tom into the face and grabs his jacket.]
My purse, my sword, my horse.
I can explain. My nose! What kind of thing is that to do to a brother? Is it broken?
I say, whip him!
If you touch me again Robin will string you up on the tallest oak in Sherwood Forest!
This is Robin Hood, you idiot!
The thing is, I woke up and we'd both been robbed! And rather than wake you, I went off to catch the thieves myself. I chased them for days!
He couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.
Runs in the family then?
Don't make us gang up on you.
Is he disrespecting our family?
You rob each other in your family! Where's my flask?
[Allan looks at Tom]
[Tom gives the flask back]
Sorry...old habits.
[angrily] What are you doing?! [hits Tom after he has tried to rob from Knighton Hall] [walks to Edward and Marian.] I am so sorry.
These men were robbing our house.
Yes, we were robbing his house. That's what we do. We're trying to show the top man what we can do.
[angrily] These people are our friends!
Now you tell me. I thought they were...
You don't think. You can't think. [he hits Tom again]
Are you hurt?
Only my pride. These are your men?
Not for much longer. I promise. [walks up to Tom] Apologise. Apologise for the disturbance. NOW!
Do as you're told. [he hits Tom again]
[Robin looks at Allan]
[Tom walks up to Edward and Marian followed by Robin and Allan]
Sorry.
Louder.
Sorry!
I knew nothing about this. They will be punished, you have my word.
Robin...I'm so sorry.
Just take them away!
You know I said you should make up with your brother?
Yeah.
I've changed my mind.
He was just trying to impress you. He didn't know who he was robbing. It was just a big house. He doesn't think. I know, I've tried to help him. But, you shouldn't have to trust them, you should trust me. I should have kept a closer eye on him.
Yes! You should have!
Look, I was like him once. Out of control. But I changed. Because of you, because of being here. If you could just give him a second chance.
He's already had a second chance!
But to be with us. Around decent men. He could change. And you wouldn't have to worry about them. If I took control, properly, he could change.
He stole from you, and you still defend him.
[throws his hands up] He's my brother.
One more chance.
Thank you, Robin
[He walks over to Tom and Tom's friends]
Last chance.
Alright.
[Next scene - daytime - Allan is asleep. Much kicks him]
Get up!
[He kicks him again]
Get up! They've gone.
[Will arrives]
And they've taken everything.
[Robin arrives]
Clothes, money, horses.
I'll kill him. I'm gonna kill him. Bury him, dig him up and kill him again.
They're to hang.
[Allan looks sombre]
They have lied to us, stolen from us. They're nothing but trouble.
Let them hang.
[Much and Allan look at John. Pause]
I agree.
You do?
My brother's had more chances than he deserves.
Does he deserve to die?
Do we? We go to Nottingham, we'll end up joining him on the scaffold.
They took some of our tags. The Sheriff's crowing. Thinks he's got Robin Hood's men. Now it's like he's daring us to rescue them.
My brother was never part of this gang, was he? We trusted him and he let us down. That's it. We'll be fool to walk into a trap for them. Does anyone disagree with me?
[No-one says anything]
What?
Nothing.
You were looking at me.
No! It's just the way my eyes were pointing.
You are a good man, Robin. Nothing will change that.
[Robin tries to kiss Marian. She smiles and playfully stops him]
That won't help you make your decision.
It might.
It won't.
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