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Every time somebody breaks bread in Nettlestone, they will thank you, Joderic.
[chuckles] [dryly] Sure.
Do me a favour. Tell them you have not seen me. Tell them this was your own scheme.
Why?
My friends think I am vain!
Let me get this straight: we're giving money to a tax collector.
A bailiff.
Oh, that makes all't difference.
[running back to the gang] The King's Guild of Hunters and Foresters! Coming this way. [Pause] Dogs!
[about Much. Out of breath after the gang has been chased by the King's Guild of Hunters and Foresters] We're going to be captured, tortured and hanged...and he wants cheese?!
[After being ostracized by the villagers of Nettlestone]
I walked away from my home! For them! I gave myself up to the Sheriff for them!
We gave Joderic money for them.
I never really did understand that.
[As he wakes up and sees Robin.] Why can it never be a beautiful woman?
[about Robin's statement that he has another plan] Well, if it's as good as saving the Sheriff's life, I'm with Cheese Boy.
You still love him?
No.
[Pause]
Who?
Tell him. Not that you ever see him but tell him, there are still people who love him.
[As Robin explains he's going to the castle.] Got some ideas how we could get in.
Go on.
Well, d'you want clever or really clever?
I want fast.
If we were killers...would we bring them food? It proves we are not killers.
But they hate us.
Now that the mill is closed, the village will be suffering, they will be hungry.
You just want everyone to love you.
No! I do not want to be branded a killer! It is different!
You want to be loved! And I tell you something, it's not fair. I love you but no-one gives me any food. Yet people who do not love you are fed.
Aww, Much!
The world is wrong. We're feeding people who do not love us and saving a man who wants us dead. I've changed my mind, I no longer love you. Now can I eat?
[Robin laughs]
[[to Robin, in a high pitched, mocking voice] Ooh, I will kill you. I'm going to kill you. I mean it. I mean it.
[About Marian's activity as the Nightwatchman.]
My father had me taught to fight... He wanted me to have choices in the world. And I choose to help the poor. You are not about to stop me doing that.
But does your father know what you're doing?
He... thinks I enjoy embroidery.
[After Robin and his men have re-opened the mill at Nettlestone, he is hugged and applauded by the villagers. Much walks over to Marian]
He has to have the glory, doesn't he?
Glory? Nah. I think he just wants to be loved.
[Much and Marian look at each other, look to Robin, Marian smiles at him]
"For every man there is a purpose which he sets up in his life. Let yours be the doing of all good deeds." [Shrugs.] That's us, lads.
Is that the Bible?
It's the Qur'an.
What's that?
It's the Turk Bible. He read it in the Holy Land.
Why?
[Shrugs again.] I wanted to know what it was that we were fighting.
[Robin takes on a knight in hand to hand combat with the baby in hand. He gets punched around the face and flies back]
Do you mind? I'm just trying to get the baby to sleep!
[Kills the knight]
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