TV show quotes
[Shag runs off chasing a cat]
Blimey. Chasing cats. That is so immature.
But we are dogs.
Yeah, some habits die hard.
[Cat runs by. Hunter, Blitz, and Exile get down on all fours, start barking, and give chase]
(shrugging) Bloomin' mutts. Hey!
[another cat runs by and Colleen repeats the behavior of the other Rovers]
I'm here to see to it that all you dogs go to Heaven...or worse!
The old revolving wall escape trick. Bummer numero dos. I'm working on my Spanish.
Ay caramba.
[watching Muzzle attack Parvo's soldiers] Man oh man, there goes our G rating!
[After Shag writes a letter to the Professor]
This may not be the time to answer fan-mail, Shag; it's the past.
[Hunter has just stepped out of the transdogmifier.]
Whooo-hoo! I love this machine!
[walking past] Hello, Huntie.
I really love this machine.
I feel pretty.
I feel queasy.
[after Hunter makes an exceptionally bumpy landing] Have you considered additional driver's ed?
We don't need additional drivers, and my name's not Ed.
Ha! Now there's your comedy.
Okay, Blitz, hand over the blaster.
No, it's mine!
Sorry, but if you can't use it correctly then you can't use it at all. Now hand it over.
No! Stop hounding me!
Then quit doggin' it!
Get off my tail!
[splitting up Hunter and Blitz] Gents, gents, calm down.
He started it!
Now, Blister...
Blitz.
Whatever. The point Hunter's trying to make is... WATCH WHO YOU'RE BLASTING!!!
Whooaaa! [falls into the river]
You have a way with words.
Well, it's a gift I was born with.
If she weren't so cute I'd bite her.
To save our families and our forest, the monsters must be destroyed.
But I'm not a monster.
Are you a six-foot-tall dog man who talks?
Yes.
Close enough.
Everyone should listen to my owner! He's the only one making sense!
Dah, non-sense!
Watch your tongue, snowball!
You should talk, weird boy!
Are you sure you know how that pump works, Hunter?
Nope! But it's worth a try.
And if it doesn't work?
How long can you hold your breath?
Not long enough!
Gather round, Rovers. You have a busy day ahead of you. Here's your schedule: free the hostages, attend the peace treaty signing, and track down this unidentified alien spaceraft.
Sure thing, Master, but what do you want us to do after lunch?
Ha! Now there's your comedy.
Le's move out, Rovers!
Now hold it right there. Why is Hunter in charge all the time? What about me? How come you're always the leader?
Well, for one thing I'm smarter.
No you're not.
Yeah I am.
Prove it.
Okay. [points to the left] Look over there.
What?
[points to the right] Now look over there.
What?
[points left again] Look over there.
What?
[continues with Shag, Exile, and Colleen watching]
[looking at watch] This could go on forever.
When do I get to drive?
As soon as my license gets revoked.
Your pilot license?
[in unison] No, my dog license!
You know, I think we've done this joke.
That's true. We're recycling.
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