According to legend of my ancestors, once victim is bitten or scratched, during full moon, he turns into raging monstrous beast!
Sounds like a fun date.
A Hair Of the Dog That Bit You
I miss mother Russia. Father Russia I don't miss so much - he was big grump. Oh... listen to the sad strains of the balalaika. I HATE it! So SOMEBODY SHUT THAT THING OFF!! [Shag puts the balalaika into his fur and grins]
Sky Rover to Cloud Rover, I've got good news. Exile is not a werewolf.
And I've got bad news: Colleen is!
[to Colleen werewolf] Colleen, it's me! The one you can't remember! Blitz!
[Colleen hesitates and makes a sound like 'Who?']
[over radio, being attacked by Colleen] Hunter, we've got a problem!
I know. We ran out of Milk Bones.
[desperately] That's not what I'm talking about!
[regarding the werewolves gathered at Stonehenge] What are they all doing here?
According to the legend of my homeland, it is time for werewolves to pick their king and queen. Once sun comes up and night turns to day, they will all be werewolves forever.
Queen Colleen? Nah, no way.
[to werewolf Colleen regarding werewolf king] Colleen, he's not really your type. In fact, he's not even your species.
Where Rovers Dare
[Hunter and Colleen are fleeing bad guys via bobsled]
Hang ten, little doggie.
Wrong sport, Huntie.
Well then why is there surf music?
Don't you kiss me!
GGuard
I will not! I will kill you!
[the Road Rovers' helicopter is plunging toward the ground]
I would not have predicted this.
Your predictions are consistently off.
Oh, you noticed?
Let me put it this way: The psychic hotline you're not.
Any ideas?
Yeah, get ready to crash!
Any other suggestions?
Ya, I suggest we all scream uncontrollably!
Sounds like a plan.
AAll
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Hey, Blitz, you want a biscuit?
Tanks.
You're welcome.
No. Tanks.
Are you sure? It's tasty. Try it.
Tanks.
You're welcome.
No. Tanks.
What's with you? You want it or not?
Tanks!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
NO! TANKS!
WELL MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
[Tanks crash through the wall next to them.]
Oh, tanks. Now I get it. Funny.
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Exile, you and Blitz go around and check out the rear entrance.
Excellent. I bite anything that comes out of the rear.
Sigmund Freud would have field day with nut-boy like you.
Need a lift?
No thanks. Me mum told me never to ride with strangers.
I am stranger?
Stranger than anyone I know.
Let me get this straight. We save the world, and a doggie biscuit is the thanks we get for a job well done?
SProfessor Shepherd
That's about the size of it.
I love this gig!
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