We're waiting on a warrant, can't touch the car.
FCFemale commuter out of view
I've been here twenty minutes.
JaneYeah, yeah, you're in a hurry for your latte.
MCMale commuter out of view
Come on! I've got to get to work!
Jane
Hey, man, shut up! [looks into the car holding up traffic] Come on! How hard is it to get a warrant signed? Where's Maura?
Jane
She shouldn't wear high heels to a crime scene.
[walks into the scene] Why not? These are very comfortable.
Jane
I'll bet you can run in them, too.
[smiling] I don't think that's a good idea.
I sent the blood samples to the crime lab, but I have no doubt this man is my father.
Jane
Since when do you jump to conclusions?
Since I found out who I really am. [to photos on the table] Stabbed, shot, shot, shot. [twists ring on her finger] Oh, my God. Did you see what I did? He does that. He introduced himself as Mr. Selsi. That's Isles. It's my adoptive name spelled backward.
Jane
I know. You keep saying that.
He was toying with me from the start while he was staring at his murdered son!
Jane
Come on. He came to say a final goodbye to Colin, and he knew that you wanted a DNA sample so he gave you some of his blood. That's a guy with balls!
You're defending a stone cold killer!
Jane
No, I'm -- yes, I am. Uh, and I'm going to stop now. Look, I think that whomever killed Colin knew that his murder would draw Patrick out. If it makes you feel better these were all bad guys.
He said Colin was too much like him. What about me? What I do for a living? I'm around more death than he is.
Jane
But you're not the one doing the killing.
Jane
He's having trouble breathing. Do something.
I'm a pathologist. I am not a surgeon, Jane. I could make it worse.
Jane
[grabs a book from a shelf] What is it again? Say it again.
Tension pneumothorax. What are you doing?
Jane
[reads quickly] Tension pneumothorax results in death if not treated immediately. Oh, God.
Jane, I'm just guessing, okay? I would need to confirm it!
Jane
You don't have time to confirm it! Your guess is better than most doctors!
Jane
[continues reading] Aggressively manage with needle decompression to chest.
Jane
Maura, please! Get a needle! Do it! Do it now!
All right. Get alcohol, get a cotton ball and tape.
Jane
I got it! I got it!
Jane
Thank you.
You're making everyone late.
Jane
Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.
Hmm. Laceration to your peritoneum and small bowel could explain the jaundice color.
Jane
Okay, you may not casually discuss my privates.
Three months. You could have read all of Shakespeare, you know? Learned Finnish. Instead you've become a platinum member of the shopping channel.
Jane
I swear to God, if you start cleaning I will kick you out.
Is that why you banned your mother?
Jane
Is that what she said? Did she mention that all of her OCD banging and clanking around isn't restful. Wait, Finnish? Like Finland Finnish?
You know, the stress hormone cortisol suppresses your immune cells ability to activate telomerase.
Jane
So you say. Mine are fine.
Quite simply: keeping your brain busy aids recovery. Mind. Body.
Jane
Mind. Business.
Jane
Hey. What does La Bode Truck? (Pronounces it wrong)
Five star french restaurant, brilliant nouveau take on escargot.
Jane
Is this okay? (Referring to her suit)
Are you out of your mind?
Jane
What? I'm meeting Jessie Wayde, He wants to do the interview there.
Jane
Yeah.
Jane
(Smiles) What did you just say?
Jane
How is it that you can't lie, but you can talk me into spying on my brother?
We're not spying! We're not! We are gathering data to test a hypothesis, which is the first step of scientific inquiry.
Jane
Nice try. We -- you and I --we are snooping, meddling. We are sticking our noses where they do not belong.
[Frankie and his girlfriend pull up]
Jane
Oh, my God, I've turned into my mother.
Jane
Any idea what the shiv was made of?
No. looks more like puncture wounds. The edges are surprisingly clean...something very sharp.
Jane
What the hell?!
HHoyt
Do your hands hurt, Jane?
Jane
No. It's like it never happened.
Jane
What do you think? Did she kill herself?
The bruising and deep-tissue injury around the ligature exceeds the circumference of the noose.
Jane
Fifteen words where one would do.
Not a suicide. She was strangled by the rope and posed in the chair.
Jane
Looks like we'll be bringing in Eddie after all.
We still don't have enough on him. [grabbing his lower back in pain] Oh!
Lower back pain, sergeant?
Ah, too much of this downward-doggy thing with Melody.
You know back pain is the second most common ailment in the United States.
Jane
What's the most common ailment? Your fun facts?
Jane
So she's got you doing yoga? This is getting serious.
I've never known her to stick with anything. Maybe she's changed.
By acknowledging her change, you let go of past anger and focus on the present.
Jane
Thank you Deepak Maura
Maria Korkman was a preschool teacher.
Jane
The same preschool Steve Sanner was calling?
Yeah. Counted three calls in the last week. He wanted to talk to her.
Jane
Bad. I wonder why?
Jane
I hate it when you correct me.
Well, I hate when you forget about Mr. Adverb.
I X-rayed her skeleton to make sure I hadn't missed any surgeries. And I found evidence of repetitive spiral fractures to both her wrists. At least three.
Jane
So she's a battered spouse.
Perhaps. But spiral fractures are also a common skiing injury in the lower leg due to the inflexibility of a boot...
Jane
Maura, I don't think she's doing handstands in her ski boots.
You shouldn't be here. Not while they're investigating.
Jane
Why? What did you say to Connors?
Well, you know I can't say anything.
Jane
Ma, get your stuff.
Your middle name is Clementine?
Jane
[to her mother] Thank you. Thank you very much.
Jane
You're back.
Did you ever return my book "Soothing Paint Choices For The Home?"
Jane
Yeah, a long time ago... So you're back.
That's odd because I can't seem to find it.
Jane
Did you ever return my "Guns Of The World Digest?"
I ALWAYS return things I borrow.
Jane
You sure?
Of course I'm sure. Maybe you lost it. You do lose things.(Sigh) Has Dr.Pike been sitting in my chair?
Jane
Could be, Why? Is it broken? Do you want me to find out if he's been sleeping in your bed too?
PPike
Were you looking for me?
Jane
What about your food? Dr.Pike, have you been eating Maura's porridge?
I'm glad that you think you're SO funny.
Jane
It's better being funny than "poindexter" the know-it-all.
Well.. I'd rather be "poindexter" the know-it-all than the "hoi-polloi!"
Jane
Good one Maura.
You don't even know what it means.
PPike
It means "common." Literal translation is "The Great Unwashed"
Jane
Classy. Hide your insults in Latin.
Jane
Oh! The geek that knows Greek. Do you realize how ridiculous you sound? You know people laugh at you behind your back!
Really?!? Well they call you a bitch behind yours!
Jane
Well at least when my father gets pissed off he doesn't stab people with an ice pick!
Well at least my father didn't move to Florida to sleep with some floozy he met at a pizza parlor!
Jane
Maura!
Or was it a massage parlor?
Jane
Ohh! Look at you! Going all trailer trash Snooki!
I watched that show once! ONCE! It was for ethnographic research!
Here, do you want some tea? It gets its flavor from pandas!
Jane
How does it get its flavor from pandas?
Maura says that the pandas fertilize the tea plants.
Jane
That means they grow in panda poop, Ma.
I'm not talking to you until you say three good things!
Jane
Okay! Okay! I, uh, found all of the lids to my Tupperware, I--don't have leprosy, and my wonderful mother left the comfort of her free guest house to come stay with me in my crappy little apartment because she loves me.
Jane
And this is where you say, "It's not a crappy little apartment."
[makes a face and shakes her head no]
Jane
Ma.
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