You're back.
Did you ever return my book "Soothing Paint Choices For The Home?"
Yeah, a long time ago... So you're back.
That's odd because I can't seem to find it.
Did you ever return my "Guns Of The World Digest?"
I ALWAYS return things I borrow.
You sure?
Of course I'm sure. Maybe you lost it. You do lose things.(Sigh) Has Dr.Pike been sitting in my chair?
Could be, Why? Is it broken? Do you want me to find out if he's been sleeping in your bed too?
Were you looking for me?
What about your food? Dr.Pike, have you been eating Maura's porridge?
Of course not!
I'm glad that you think you're SO funny.
It's better being funny than "poindexter" the know-it-all.
Well.. I'd rather be "poindexter" the know-it-all than the "hoi-polloi!"
Good one Maura.
You don't even know what it means.
It means "common." Literal translation is "The Great Unwashed"
Classy. Hide your insults in Latin.
It's Greek.
Oh! The geek that knows Greek. Do you realize how ridiculous you sound? You know people laugh at you behind your back!
Really?!? Well they call you a bitch behind yours!
Well at least when my father gets pissed off he doesn't stab people with an ice pick!
Well at least my father didn't move to Florida to sleep with some floozy he met at a pizza parlor!
Maura!
Or was it a massage parlor?
Ohh! Look at you! Going all trailer trash Snooki!
I watched that show once! ONCE! It was for ethnographic research!
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