Scenes with Barry Frost 9
FrostKorsak's calling me BBK. Barfbag kid. Crow's leaving plastic puke everywhere.
You're not the first detective to be sickened by death. You just have to find your morgue legs.
Frost
I read a study that said people can conquer this kind of thing with repeated exposure, like when you're afraid of dogs or flying.
Oh, immersion therapy! Very effective! It worked for me.
Frost
What were you afraid of?
People. Live ones. [looks down at dead body] She'll never judge me, tease me, and I can help her. I can speak for the dead.
[whispering to Jane] You could have told me you had a warrant!
Frost
She didn't. We didn't have time.
No! I said I was about to serve a warrant. I didn't say when!
[looking at a large mansion owned by the Fairfield family] Holy crap!
The castle in Scotland is much bigger. The place on the Cape is beautiful, too.
You could have been a Fairfield. How did we not know this?!
Could you stop saying that?
Frost
Whooooo. This is a Spyker C8 Laviolette! That's 400 horses up under there! I don't see these in magazines.
Garrett's here. He's always liked the finer things in life.
CGCoast Guard Officer
This boat was found in our waters. It's a federal investigation now.
That's a nice ventriloquism act. [turns to look at the Fairfield family attorney] Yeah, I can barely see your lips moving!
CCG Officer
Our tow boat is on the way to take this craft to our slip.
Frost
That craft is our crime scene.
It's our jurisdiction. Move.
Mark Twain said the clothes make the man.
He also said naked people have little or no influence.
Maura, come on, it'll be fine. We're trained professionals. We know what we're doing. We've actually been undercover a few times before, so let me handle this.
Okay. Fine. If you don't want my help. It's like trying to dress a squirmy six-year-old, anyway. Everything's too short, too itchy, [high pitched voice] I can't walk in that.
Maura, we all appreciate that you dress like you're about to strut down a Paris runway. It's -- it's interesting.
Frost
Endearing.
Oh, so that's what you think? You think this is all about fashion for me??
Um, no? It's not about fashion?
I used to sit at the Musée d'Orsay for hours and just stare at it. Do you know what I mean?
[sarcastically] Yes, the Rizzoli family vacations there every summer.
Have you ever tried to appreciate Euler's number e? You know, the beautiful equation that connects three constants of mathematics? Have you?
Yeah, I tried it once. [Korsak laughs]
I am in awe of what human beings can do. I am in awe of the hand knit channel stitching on this sweater. I am in awe of the artisan who molded and shaped this shoe.
[sarcastically] I cannot wait to see what you're going to wear.
Frost
We're waiting on a warrant, can't touch the car.
FCFemale commuter out of view
I've been here twenty minutes.
Yeah, yeah, you're in a hurry for your latte.
MCMale commuter out of view
Come on! I've got to get to work!
Hey, man, shut up! [looks into the car holding up traffic] Come on! How hard is it to get a warrant signed? Where's Maura?
Frost
Stuck in traffic.
She shouldn't wear high heels to a crime scene.
[walks into the scene] Why not? These are very comfortable.
I'll bet you can run in them, too.
[smiling] I don't think that's a good idea.
Frost
Blood spatter indicates he was shot inside this van.
This is strange looking blood.
Do you see why I will only commit to a redish brown stain? This is not blood.
Well what is it then, Dr. Smarty Pants?
Paint. Yeah. I see flecks of avocado green, Tiffany Blue --
Frost
Maria Korkman was a preschool teacher.
The same preschool Steve Sanner was calling?
Frost
Yeah. Counted three calls in the last week. He wanted to talk to her.
I hate it when you correct me.
Well, I hate when you forget about Mr. Adverb.
It is more energy efficient if we take one car.
Why do you get to drive?!
Because it's an unmarked, and because I'm a cop, and because...just get in the car, Maura!
Frost
Have a good time, girls.
I am not listening to Led Zeppelin.
I'm not listening to Yo-yo Ma.
I don't listen to Yo-yo Ma! In the car.
Oh, that's right. Pardon me. Yo-yo Ma is just for the jacuzzi. Put your seatbelt on!
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