A character in Rizzoli & Isles
Played by Angie Harmon
Rizzoli & Isles · 71 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Rizzoli & Isles: in 28 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Maura Isles (24), Angela Rizzoli (5), Barry Frost (3)
It is more energy efficient if we take one car.
JaneFine, but I'm driving.
Why do you get to drive?!
JaneBecause it's an unmarked, and because I'm a cop, and because...just get in the car, Maura!
Have a good time, girls.
I am not listening to Led Zeppelin.
JaneI'm not listening to Yo-yo Ma.
I don't listen to Yo-yo Ma! In the car.
JaneOh, that's right. Pardon me. Yo-yo Ma is just for the jacuzzi. Put your seatbelt on!
It's on!
Jane[sighs] I hate taggers.
That's not tagging, it's graffiti.
JaneSame thing.
No, it is not. Wow. What a powerful piece of street art.
JaneWhat a powerful example of felony vandalism.
Jane, this is contemporary art.
JaneSays the woman who paid $1500 for old Pinto parts.
[referring to Jane's first meeting with Casey and Jane's discovery that Casey is partially paralyzed] How did it go?
JaneI asked him to go rollerblading.
Shut the front door. You did not.
JaneOh, yeah. I did. I think I may have also suggested running.
JaneThey had to bring in Sister Bitcher. The "Lord's work", yeah. That's what she said when she hit me with a ruler because I misspelled flamboyant!
Why was the word flamboyant on a second grade spelling test at a Catholic school?
JaneI don't know!
Jane[referring to the murder victim] No one has reported her missing. Why not?
Well, she has a depressed skull fracture.
JaneMust have been a hefty weapon.
Not a weapon.
JaneSo she woke up this morning and after she brushed her teeth she thought, gee my head hurts. [smiles]
No. She had a contrecoup contusion from a massive fall. Contrecoup means --
JaneIt's not my first rodeo. It means her brain bounced around inside her skull.
After striking a hard object.
JaneSo, not a pillow?
[deadpan] It takes longer when you make jokes.
JaneI would poke my eyes out with a scalpel if I didn't make jokes.
I think we're a match.
JaneYou're not really my type.
[smiles] Me and Cailin.
JaneI think we're having different conversations.
Cailin needs a kidney.
JaneSo you're going to make it out of that cake?
Of course not. I needed a sample of her DNA.
JaneYou're not going to give her a kidney.
It's my kidney. I can give it to whomever I please.
JaneOh, so you told Hope?
I'm going to donate anonymously.
JaneDo you need help getting it out or are you going to do that by yourself too? No! Maura, what are you thinking? No!
Cailin's dying, Jane, and Hope is overwhelmed. The last thing she needs is to relive the worst day of her life: my birth and death.
JaneI guess I just don't get it.
If I tell her who I am I'll be a reminder of her tragic past. I'll never be anything else to her. I mean, what? We only need one kidney.
JaneYou're incredible.
You'd do the same for one of your brothers.
JaneMaybe, but they'd have to be really, really nice. I'd definitely do it for you, though.
JaneWhat is "Little Birds and Gems?"
Lettuce.
JaneLettuce? We don't call those "solid vertical wall separators."
Oh, you mean the walls?
I'm all cried out. I'm done. I'm done and actually I'm a little insulted.
JaneWhat'd I do?
That girl rejected my kidney.
JaneThe nerve.
I know, right? It's a very nice kidney.
JaneI'm sure it is. You should keep it. In your body.
JaneMaura, this is very serious.
It is?
JaneNo! You haven't started the autopsy yet?!
Pike is handing out hats, and pens, and travel mugs. This is swag, detective.
JaneI'll get our swag unit on it.
So you must have had a wedding fantasy when you were little. Come on, every little girl has one.
JaneOkay. It wasn't really a fantasy. It was -- I had this dumb idea that I would say my vows at Fenway over homeplate. In a Red Sox jersey. [laughs]
[laughing] It's not dumb. It's not exactly elegant, but at least it's colorful.
JaneWe would have the reception on the pitcher's mound, and we would serve foot-long hotdogs and frozen lemonade. The guests would throw peanuts at us instead of rice.
Can I come?
JaneMaybe!
A Red Sox jersey?
JaneOkay, you're in my fantasy. You cannot tell me what to wear!
Okay, let's go. It starts in fifteen minutes.
JaneWhat starts?
The book signing.
JaneThe one you're not going to?
I changed my mind.
JaneI didn't!
The lab results are going to take about thirty minutes. I haven't had a lunch break in three years!
JaneI'm not spending a lunch hour that I never take listening to Dennis "I love myself" Rockmond. That sounds like a character from the Flintstones. [affects a hoity-toity accent] Hi, I'm Dennis Rockmond.
[to Jane and Maura] Ugh. Why couldn't you two do something else for a living?
JaneI thought about being a ballerina.
Yes, you did, and you were so good at the Foité.
Jane[looks away, wistful] And then I wanted to be a goalie in the NHL.
"Well, the intake vacuum pressure pulls the fuel through and mixes liquid with air, before it sucks it into the combustion chamber.."
Jane"Mm, go on.."
"Violent explosion.. rams the big piston down with great force. The long connecting-rod forces the crank-pin into rotation, which is what. you. want.."
Jane"God, I would love to have my crank-pin rotated right about now."
"I knew you'd miss him"
Jane"Mm"
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