Great, so there's a Heaven! Glad you could learn that by murdering me eight times!
He's got kind of a point, Rick. If you wanna get into heaven, can't you just stop being an asshole?
First of all, I don't wanna "get into" anywhere. I wanna tap this para-dimension's energy. Secondly, you wouldn't catch me dead in Jerry's generic-ass 1980s concrete-and-fog-machine Heaven.
Well guess what? You aren't welcome there!
You raise a good point, Jerry. Obviously by accident, my intact consciousness is too atheistic to get channeled to any afterlife worth robbing. It's a paradox. Unless... Morty, pack your parka. We're going to Norway.
Ugh...
Or I could augment your skin with subdermal heaters--
I'll pack a parka!
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