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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Jerry, Morty and others in “Unfinished Business”

Great, so there's a Heaven! Glad you could learn that by murdering me eight times!

He's got kind of a point, Rick. If you wanna get into heaven, can't you just stop being an asshole?

First of all, I don't wanna "get into" anywhere. I wanna tap this para-dimension's energy. Secondly, you wouldn't catch me dead in Jerry's generic-ass 1980s concrete-and-fog-machine Heaven.

Well guess what? You aren't welcome there!

You raise a good point, Jerry. Obviously by accident, my intact consciousness is too atheistic to get channeled to any afterlife worth robbing. It's a paradox. Unless... Morty, pack your parka. We're going to Norway.

Ugh...

Or I could augment your skin with subdermal heaters--

I'll pack a parka!

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