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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Morty, Rick and others in “Unfinished Business”

[A vengeful Bigfoot attacks Rick and Morty in their home]

Jesus Christ, Rick, just apologize! Y-You assumed Bigfoot was dumb, which was dumb of you!

[ashamed] You're right, Morty. Underestimating people only gives them the high ground.

BBigfoot

[tapping his wrist gauntlet to speak] Admit why you bullied me.

Because I thought it was funny that you were stupid.

BBigfoot

People are intelligent in different ways.

I know, I know. I-I'm clearly stupid at knowing when other people are smart. [Bigfoot grips him in both hands] Listen, I-I know you can't tap your gauntlet, but I-I'll take a guess at what you're saying: you hate me for torturing you to get what I want--

[Bigfoot growls and squeezes him tighter]

Rick!

But I only used you to kill myself! How many people have you killed for the Pope?!

BBigfoot

Huh?

Help me stop him and I'll make it right. [Bigfoot puts him down] For starters, here. [tampers with Bigfoot's speech gauntlet with a screwdriver]

BBigfoot

[in a deeper voice] Ow! That hurt. [smiling] Wait a second...!

Yeah, hands-free. Also upgraded that voice.

BBigfoot

Thank you! [in Don LaFontaine style] "In a world where time actually is money..."

Oh, I-I-I think I know this movie!

You guys can do this bit at the Vatican. Let's go.

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