Rick, Space Beth and others in “Unfinished Business”

Seriously, you two?! What the hell did you do in my holodeck?! Holy shit, you... you did a full "San Junipero" in here?! Oh my God, Beth, there's masturbating and then there's masturbating!

You'd know, old man.

Eww, Dad, stop! I'm sorry!

[groans] Look, this isn't my business, and by all means, enjoy being sapphic horse girls together, but you suck at doing it secretly! We all know!

Including Jerry?!

Summer

No, Dad's so in the dark that he's enjoying a video game about being in an affair right now.

If you guys are doing this, you got to tell him!

Okay, little man, back off.

Take it easy. They're right.

Right about what? That we have to be twice as considerate and twice as repressed because [towards Rick] some dick split us in two? This is the shit I left! [pulling Beth towards her] This isn't. This is me. This is the me that doesn't tell you all to fuck off. So allow me: fuck off. She'll tell her husband what she wants when she feels like it. And you can deal with it or you can deal with me, but you should know I have all the Predator weapons.

Works for me.

Summer

Fair enough.

That's cool.

[leading them away] I guess it's time for ice cream.