[Abradolf Lincler smashes his way into the house]
Oh, great. Who invited Abradolf Lincler?
I thought everyone was welcome.
It's not the same, Summer! Lincler's a crazed maniac. He's just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral super-leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out [belch] it just adds up to a lame, weird... loser.
Rick... you brought me into this world, a suffering abomination tortured by the duality of its being! But I shall finally know peace when I WATCH THE LIFE DRAIN FROM YOUR WRETCHED BODY! [accidentally nudges at Brad]
Whoa! What's up, man?
I have no quarrel with you, boy.
"Boy"? What's that supposed to mean?
It's just-- L-Look, I-I-I don't know how you thought I mean it, but... [shrugs at Rick]
Don't look at me, dude.
Look, I'm half-Abraham Lincoln, so...
So... I should get on my knees and kiss your ass?!
No, but... [strains] Y'know—
What do I know?! That the Third Reich will reign for a thousand years?!
Leave him alone, Brad!
Stay outta this, Jessica!
KICK HIS ASS, BRAD! [everyone starts chanting] KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!
[Brad punches, kneebutts Lincler's face to a bloody pulp and brawls at him more]
Brad! [runs off to the front door with Morty running after her; he has Rick behind him]
Rick!!
[pushes him] Just did you a favor, Morty.
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