Uh, Rick, what exactly is "squanching"?
Morty, listen -- we've had a lot of really cool adventures over the last year, but it's time to relax.
Yeah, if I relax now, there might not even be any more adventures!
Jesus, Morty, you're bumming me out. Can't we just pretend like everything's fine for a few hours, enjoy ourselves, and then worry about all this later?
Yeah, that's easy for you to say, Rick. You know, you like not caring about stuff. You know, wh-wh-what's in this for me?
[Time slows down as Jessica dreamily walks into the living room, swinging/swishing or whipping her hair. People are seen watching her in awe, and a beer bottle is seen being thrown past her.]
[In slow motion] Jessica.
[Time goes back to normal.]
Knock it off, Slow Mobius!
[A person/alien wearing yellow clothes and is holding magical wands with clocks on the ends is seen stirring up time with his magic.]
Ha ha! Sorry, dude! I'm just trying to show off my powers, bro!
[Jessica walks into a different room.]
I can't believe she's here.
Well, what are you doing standing here, Morty? Go. Talk to her. [He shoves Morty away. Morty follows Jessica.]
Tonight, the only adventure you're on is your cusping manhood.
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