Mike, Sean and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mike

[about opening a bar] Well, if I'm providing the money, then what are you guys bringing to the table?

Sean

Dude, I got my associate's degree from Scranton... almost. I would provide the business savvy. You would be the money, I would be the brain's. Got it?

Franco

Wait a second, if your dumbass is the brains, then what the hell does that make me?

Sean

Well, we're gonna need a bouncer for sure. I mean, if Mike's the money, and I'm the brains, you would be the brawn.

Franco

Why do I gotta be the brawn?

Sean

Well, first of all, Lou told me what you did to that bum in the fire the other day. Secondly, you're Puerto Rican, kinda scary. I mean, who's gonna mess around at a bar with a big, giant scary, Puerto Rican guy standing at the door, y'know? Except maybe other Puerto Ricans, but let's be honest, we're not gonna let them in.

Franco

Whatever, man. Give me whatever title you want, I just wanna be around to watch you two humps sink this damn ship.

Sean

Alright, what do you say, Mike?

Mike

As long as I get to name the place.

Sean

... No.

Mike

Okay. Deal.