EEddie
Teddy doesn't wanna go to rehab, but he does wanna get better. Mick, you still gonna take him to meetings?
Yeah, sure.
I mean, shit, we got enough drunks in this room, to start our own meetings.
That's not a bad idea.
There's no reason we can't.
No, right?
Sure.
EEddie
I'm not a drunk. [Maggie laughs]
Yeah, okay. We could do it Monday, Wednesday...
EEddie
Except I'm not a drunk!
JSJohn Sr.
This from a guy who drank a bottle of brandy, and drove his car into his laundromat.
EEddie
Hey, that was three years ago, and it was snowing.
Yeah, it was the weather.
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