Mikey, what the hell's the matter with you? Are you okay? Mikey?
Lou, I'm a grown man and I-I don't even know how to use a dryer. She did everything for me, you know, guys. And I never even thanked her. I mean, I thanked her, like you know, I said 'thanks, mom', but they were just words. I didn't really mean it, you know, I just said it so she'd do it again. Like make my bed, or cook me breakfast, or pick out my clothes... Lou, you make one gay joke and I swear.
Mikey, I'm not gonna make a gay joke.
What, then? [Kenny hugs him, and the Mike walks off]
I can't believe you uh, didn't make one gay joke during that whole little monologue.
Well, Jesus, Tom. The kid just lost his mother, you know? Can we not give him a little bit of time.
Alright, so, first thing tomorrow morning...
Oh, yeah. We attack him at dawn.
Alright. How many gay jokes do you think you have?
Oh, I got a dozen right in the back of my mind.
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