Are you outta your mind, huh? Did mom know?
JSJohn Sr.
If your mother knew we wouldn't be having this conversation because I'd be dead somewhere in some river with my balls in my mouth. [mocking Johnny] "Did mom know?"
You know the guy's almost the same age as me, right? He's like a couple weeks younger. I mean how long were you seein' this broad?
JSJohn Sr.
Uh... oh, about 36 years.
What? You were having an affair for 36 years?
JSJohn Sr.
What can I tell you? When it comes to adultery I'm a one woman man.
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