ACAjay and the chef
Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight.(They continue through out the fight.)
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
HRHolo-Rigby
I'm gonna enjoy this.
(Slow motion voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
HRHologram Rigby
(slow motion voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! (gets shattered into pieces)
HMHologram Mordecai
(slow motion voice) NOOOOO!! WE JUST WANTED A BURGER! (Mordecai does the same as Rigby) AHHHHHHHH!
MRMordecai and Rigby
Yeah!
(excited) Dude, I'm so hungry.
You know, you guys were right all along. These burgers are outstanding. (Eats the rest of the last burger) Oh, wait, you guys didn't get to have one. That's too bad, apparently they only make these once every 100 years. Which is about how long it will take you to finish cleaning out Skips' garage.
Dude, he's gone, let's see if we can get them to make two more of those burgers.
Uh, where'd the truck go?
[Jeremy and Chad look towards Mordecai and Rigby who stare back.] Jeremy That's lT. [then he and Chad go up to Mordecai and Rigby, who walks up to them.]
ALRIGHT! That's enough!
(Grunts)
Hm hm hm hm hm!
This party's over! That's right, beat it. I don't want any of your faces here ever again! Hey, not you two. Mordecai and Rigby, you can get out Red BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!!
(He angrily camera-flashes in front of both's faces)
But you were gonna give our jobs away!
We had to do something to stop them from finishing the boats!
Yeah, and a lot good THAT did you,
But Benso— (He camera-flashes them again)
LEAVE, NOW!
But— (POASH)
NOW, Red NOW, NOW, LEAVE NOW!!
(Benson sighs heavily and recedes down to his normal color hue for a beat)
Hey, Chad and Jeremy! Looks like positions opened up, so whaddaya say? How would you like a job at the park.
JJeremy
(scoffs) Yeah right. We didn't get degrees at the Institute of Technical Technology to work at some at some crazy job like this.
CChad
Good luck finding two suckers dumb enough to take this job!
(Both activate rocket-installed phones and fly away)
Chad! Jeremy! Wait.... ... But... I...
So.. Benson... Not sure if you're looking, but we know a couple of dumb suckers who are real good at cleaning up pizza parties.
REAL good. (He camera-flashes Benson)
Trash Boat. We meet at last.
Hey Trash Boat, pick that up! Name-tags are mandatory on work-time.
TBTrash Boat (Rigby)
What!? But that's only for new employees!
Exactly. New name, new man. Now put it back on or you're fired!
[Trash Boat grunts, put back on name-tag. Close-up on tag]
[chuckles] Never gets old.
TBTrash Boat (Rigby)
Mordecai, I can't take this anymore! I wanna change my name back! Could you please just be a pal and lend me 50 bucks?
50 bucks? I dunno.. What do you think, Muscle Man?
I don't think you should do it. I like Trash Boat WAY better than Rigby anyways. It's way easier to make fun of. [gaping his wolf tattoo belly] Isn't that right, Trash Boat?
So I came back in time to keep you from changing your name to Trash Boat. BAH KILLING YOU~!!
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