What? I'll buy you a new cake.
YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THIS TIME!!
Hold on now, Benson. You share as much blame for this as he does. You are his manager.
It's true, Benson. I told you I needed a nap!
You were tired because you were up all night playing video games!
Enough! Rigby's a screw up but discipline starts at the top. So here's what's gonna happen. (opens the drawer and gets some paper and a pen out) One of you is gonna write a letter of resignation by 5 o'clock. No one leaves this office until it's done. And if you can't work it out, you're both fired! (slams door)
This is the last thing I needed today. First, my car breaks down and I have to get a ride from my dad, and now this. All right, Rigby. Stop playing around and write that letter.
Why should I write it? Didn't you hear? Maellard said it was your fault, 'cause you mismanaged me.
Come on, Rigby. We both know this is your fault.
Not now, Benson. I'm reading off my management techniques. There's some good stuff in there. (Benson snatches the book from Rigby) Hey! I was reading that!
Why can't you take anything seriously?!
Why are you so uptight?
What's going on in here? Give me that! This isn't party time, this is write a letter to quit time. And if I have to come back in here, I'm busting heads! (slams door again)
I'm not writing that letter.
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