Rigby, did you clean out the gutters yet?
No way. That's a two-man job.
Well, where's Mordecai?
I don't know. I haven't seen him.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen him since C.J. dumped him at Muscle Man's wedding.
Yeah, no one has. He hasn't come to work for two weeks now. I tried calling, but he won't pick up.
What? No, here. I'll call him. [grabs his phone from inside the couch and speed dials Mordecai's number; a vibration is heard and he hears it from the couch; opens Mordecai's phone and saw 300+ missed calls from Benson] Huh, that's not like Mordecai.
[frustrated] I can't believe this! You don't even know where your best friend is?
Hey, I've been busy. [signs to which means hanging out with Eileen]
Look, I'm just concerned about the well-being about my employees as any park manager, but I've got a business to run in. If you don't find Mordecai and bring him back to work by tomorrow, then I'm gonna have to fire him.
[shocked] What?! [stands up on the couch] Wait! I can find him!
Well for your sake I hope so, otherwise you'll be cleaning the gutters solo from now on.
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