[off-screen as the basketball goes through his office window, making a hole; outraged] OH, COME ON! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
[sighs] I need help. [inside the house…] I really messed this up for everyone. [sadly looks at the photo of him and his friends, then lowers it, seeing them all glaring annoyingly at him and walk off; sighs] Guess there's only one person who can help me now. [picks up the phone and calls a number] Hey, can you come over? I need your help.
[Later, Rigby sits outside of the house on the stairs and sees his brother, Don, pulling up in his corvette]
[steps out of his car; cheerfully] Rigbone! How's my big bro?
[pleased] Thanks for coming, Don.
[walks up to him] Man, it's been a while. You look good. Gotta say, I'm a little surprised you called me. What's up?
I'm in a lot of trouble, Don. There's these guys--
Oh, hey! Bank shot! [runs up to it] I haven't sen one of these since we were kids! [performs a perfect bank shot] Whoo! Good times. So, uh, what's the problem?
I ran my mouth off to the wrong guys and now I'm in trouble. I gotta win a bank shot match. All my money's ridin' on it.
But you're great at this.
Not anymore. I lost my touch. You're the only guy I know who's better at this than me. You gotta help me out.
Well, here. [passes the ball to his brother] Show me what you got.
[Rigby shoots the ball, but it hits the hoop, bounces off Rigby's head, and goes through Benson's office window, again, which was supported with cardboard]
[off-screen; outraged] Ugh, not again!
I see. We've got a lot of work to do.
Well, let's get started.
Wait. Lemme get my workout gear on. (puts on a headband) Alright, let's go!
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