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S1 E15

Regular Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Mordecai, Bear Leader and others in “Unfinished Business”

[The Park gang stop the Capicola Gang at their tracks]

Give us back our dice! We won 'em fair and square!

BLBear Leader

There's no way you're getting these dice. Now get outta the way before somebody gets hurt!

What could you possibly want with fuzzy dice?

LLouie

Well, 10 years ago, we knocked over at big city jewelers, and we made off with millions worth of uncut diamonds. [points to the dice] And those diamonds are in those dice.

BLBear Leader

[thwacks Louie in the face] Shut up, Louie!

I remember reading about that! That was you?

BLBear Leader

Yeah, that's right. We've been laying low for 10 long years waiting for the statute of limitations on grand theft larceny to run out. And it was supposed to end tonight at midnight.

Mm-hmm. Until you clowns came along and ruined everything.

Can't we just have the dice without the diamonds?

BLBear Leader

It's too late. And you know too much.

Mm-hmm.

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