We're here today because my dad put a cactus under a cop in a bear costume, who turned out to be an actual bear. [starts freaking out, wreaks havoc]
Muscle Man! [runs with Rigby to comfort him] It's okay, it's okay!
You're right! You're right! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm okay. My dad might not have been the best pranker in the world... but he was the best trucker in the world. And that hat was his crown. That's why this urn is filled with the ashes of his hat. As the ultimate Father's Day tribute, I'm gonna help my dad fulfil his final wish by spreading the ashes of his hat at the Trucker Hall of Fame.
Guys, I'd like you to go with Muscle Man to help him spread those hat ashes.
What? Why can't Hi-Five Ghost go with him?
Hi-Five Ghost doesn't deal well with this sort of thing. [cuts to Fives outside the window crying]
Okay, we'll go with him.
Thanks. Just make sure to watch after him. If Muscle Man can't spread those hat ashes and get some closure, he may never be the same again.
[twirling suit, chugs soda on the couch] WOO-HOO!! WOO!! [chucks soda at the wall, runs off] WOOO!!!
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