(Yawns) Huh? [angry] What?! (He walks into Joyspot Arcade finding Mordecai & Rigby, angrily pulling them out of the building, they both groan)
Turn it off!
Ugh. How long were we in there?
(turning red) HOURS! You were in there for HOURS! Now, we're never gonna make it to the dealership in time! It closes in thirty minutes!
We're sorry! We didn't know it was daytime. There aren't any windows in the arcade!
Excuses, excuses! How am I supposed to trust you when all you give me are EXCUSES?!!? When are you two gonna learn that your actions have CONSEQUENCES??!!?! Consequences that AFFECT other people! (Voice breaking) Like me. Don't you two understand? I'm about to lose my job! You may not care about keeping your jobs, but I care about keeping mine. 'Cause if I lose my job, I have nothing! Do you hear me? I have nothing! (breaks down crying) Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take my last bathroom break as an employed man. (enters the nearby bathroom)
Dude, we really messed up. (A few moments later, Benson exits the bathroom)
(Shocked) What...? (He notices the cart is gone, then turns red and starts wailing, screaming in a rage, then panting) Hey, you! (the scene shows a hillbilly on a motorcycle, then Benson runs up to him) There were two guys with a truck that were just here. D’you know where they went?
Oh, yeah! They're taking a shortcut out to Highway 13 to the car dealership!
(furiously) WHAT?!?!
Most dangerous highway in the country!
How much do you want for that bike? (he is seen driving the motorcycle to catch Mordecai and Rigby, who are driving Benson's truck)
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