Hey, Rigby! I've got good news! [Rigby gasps] I put you down as an alternate.
What? Why?
Come on, dude. I'm just trying to win the Glove.
Then why did you pick Skips?! He's not even good at video games!
Dude, cool it!
Why would you pick Skips over me?! He's HORRIBLE at video games!!
No he's NOT! [furiously shoves Rigby down the floor; a crowd of people whoop]
Cooooooooooool! [Rigby gets up, looks at Mordecai panting angrily]
Rigby, I picked Skips because you're horrible at video games. [closeup on Rigby, shocked and becomes enraged at what Mordecai says to him]
[Enraged] Fine! Forget you, then! I hope you have as much fun winning the Glove as you did losing your best friend. [he angrily storms off]
Rigby!! [see Rigby leaving with people blocking the exit]
I know what you're doing, Mordecai, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed in you.
[sighs] Look, Skips, I wanna win the Maximum Glove for me and Rigby to share, but I just can't play with him. He's not good enough at video games to win.
Mordecai, I know you wanna make Rigby happy by winning that Glove, but are you sure you're going about this the right way?
Don't worry about it. He'll get over it when we win the Glove. Let's go.
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