[In the hospital ward, Rigby is comatose due a severe egg allergy. Benson turns to Mordecai and chastises him in a negative tone]
Well, I hope you've learned something from all this.
[becoming skeptical] What?
Maybe if you'd been working like you were supposed to, none of this would've happened. [Disgusted by Benson's halfheartedness, Mordecai immediately punches him in the face in a rage, making Benson stagger back in surprised. Pops and Hi-Five Ghost hold him away from Mordecai, while Skips and Muscle Man do the same with Mordecai] Mordecai, what are you doing?!
[outraged] WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?! THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WORK! HE JUST WANTED THE HAT!
And look where it got him! [angrily points at Rigby] Your friend over there is only gonna get you into trouble!
Huh! Yeah, right! Take advice from Benson about friends since you've got so many of 'em.
[stoically] I have friends.
No, you don't. Everyone only hangs out with you because you're our boss! Rigby only wanted to try and win a hat. He doesn't deserve to be in a coma because of it. [he storms past Benson to the exit]
Where are you going?!
Back to the restaurant.
Why?!
Because I made a promise to Rigby and I'm gonna keep it. That's what friends do for each other.
[He furiously exits and slams the ward door behind him. The group stays silent for a beat]
Awkward...
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