Hey, guys. Listen, when you've got a minute, I need you to take a look at these.
Sure, Benson. [hands over "Benson's House Rules" book] Oh, the house rules? Thanks, but we already have these.
Uh, no, you don't. Cos I've added a few new ones in there and I'm gonna need you to sign off on them, okay? [leaves]
Aw, man, more rules?! He's gotta be joking!
Alright, let's see. "Rule #114: No feet on the table." [Mordecai and Rigby's feet are on the table, then they take them off, moaning] "Rule #115: No food on the table." [food is seen on the table, so they knock it all off]
Fine!
"Rule #116: No food on the floor."
WHAT?! That's going WAY too far!! [growls while straining himself to lift the table] Come on, man! Help me flip the table!
No, dude, just chill out. There's only one more new rule left.
What is it?
[Mordecai flips the page that says "Rule #117: No video games.", then, a shocked look comes to his face as the camera zooms in. Cut into Benson's office]
No video games!?!
Are you nuts?!
"Rule #47: No yelling!"
You can't take video games away from us, man! What're we supposed to do?!
Work. You're supposed to work.
You know what? We're sick of all your rules! "No prank calls, no rock-paper-scissors, no punchies — no unicorns"? What does that even mean?!
These rules are all totally random, Benson, and they're all aimed at us!
That's not true. "Number 68: no harpsichord playing after 10 pm."
[to Mordecai] I actually kinda like that one.
Yeah, but that's the only good one in there. The rest of them are terrible!
Look, I'm doing you a favor. Life without rules is chaos.
Fine, but we're only signing off on the rules we like.
Yeah, like the harpsichord one!
It doesn't work that way! If you can't agree to live by all the house rules, THEN YOU CAN'T LIVE IN THIS HOUSE!!!
Well then, we won't live in this house!
Yeah, cos your rules are wack!
We'll show you. We're not gonna live with any rules at all.
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