[laughs] I feel great!
See? I told you all you needed was a break! Now do you feel like getting back to work?
[laughs] No!
Wait, what? Dude, we have to go back to work eventually!
Yeah, right! I'm never working again!
No, seriously, we have to go back to work. Susan's coming.
Hah! What's she gonna do?
Why aren't you all working?
[nervously] Oh! Uh...we were just washing Maellard's car! Haha, see, we're washing it! Hahah...! Come on, Benson, we're washing the car now.
I'm not washing the car.
Benson, why aren't you working?
[lazily] Cause I don't feel like it.
Get back to work, or I'll fire you.
Yeah? Do it!
Excuse me?!
I've wasted my whole life at a dead-end job, and I'm not wasting another second working for you. So go ahead and fire me.
Okay, Benson, YOU'RE FIRED!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Come on, guys, let's get out of here!
Uh, actually Benson, we need this.
Yeah, we need the money, man.
Oh, well, suit yourselves, I guess, but my life is happening right now, and I'm gonna go live it! Sayonara, suckers! WOOOOOOOOOO! WOOO, WOOO!
[angrily] You two! Get back to work! Faster! And you, sweep those stairs! And you, with the big head, finish those windows! Faster, faster, faster, faster, FASTER! [Susan walks away from the cart as two of them work.] Rigby l don't want to work for Susan. Mordecai [Somewhow grew blonde hair tied back in a bun, like Susan.] Dude l know. [Zoom closer into Mordecai's head.] Mordecai, Rigby said.
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