Ok, how about this? Donut gets to shoot you in exchange for you getting to say what you need to say.
Five minutes of talking, for one shot. Where do you want it, Blue? The shoulder or the foot?
Well, obviously I would pick the foot, but I don't want you guys to shoot me in-
Deal. (Fires his pistol)
(Cut to black)
OW! Son of a bitch!
Okay, your five minutes have started. Go.
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