So, this is it, Tucker. This is your little monstrosity. Your little abomination of nature.
Uh, what do I do?
Why are you asking me?
I don't know how to be a dad! This isn't the way I planned it!
You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea.
No, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal father-son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every week and send checks to some woman I hate.
It's emotional conversations like this that make me miss my mom.
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