Look, instead of just running straight in to enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don't we try some reconnaissance this time?
You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear, a spy tuxedo...
No.
With a hidden spy camera...
No.
Inside a tiny spy bowtie...
No.
Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel...
Said no.
That sprays water in people's faces, oh man...
Shut up Donut.
No- secret spy liquid, hahaha. That would be awesome!
No!
Maybe! ...Uh, I mean... noooooo.
Oh come on, I could be double-O Donut!
You mean like Doonut?
The license to thrill! Or be thrilled!
Alright, since you're both so in to the idea, Grif, Donut, you're on recon. Find us a way to break in to their base, and report back on the double.
Great, more time alone with the idiot.
Grif, Grif Grif Grif Grif Grif Grif. Let's pretend, we're wearing super-spy jetpacks!
(sighing) Huhhhhhhg...
No, no no no, like this- (jetpack whooshing noise) Phschewschhhhhhhhhhhwewwwww...
Hey, can you not stop that for two seconds?
Come on agent- (clears throat, resumes in a deeper voice) Come on, Agent Grif. We've got to hurry if we want to save the Princess from the evil goblin.
What Princess? I thought you were pretending to be in a spy movie?
Look, my secret spy character gets to marry a beautiful Princess in a castle, alright? Deal with it!
Donut, can you just go find some higher ground or something?
But we're on higher ground now.
Why don't you use your jetpack to go to the highest ground?
Good idea! I bet the blues won't think of that!
No, if they were that stupid, we probably would have won by now.
Secret Agent Donut, to the rescue! Phschewshhhhhhhhhhh... (heads off)
I could just shoot him. No one would ever have to know. No one.
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