[As Doc approaches the Blue base, apparently part of a Red plan]
[looking through the sniper scope] Oh, Church, Church. Okay, I-I see something. [through the scope, we see Grif and Simmons leaving Doc to look around in confusion] Okay, the two red ones are walking away, uh but the purple one is... [Scary voice] I think he's going to attack.
Purple? Oh wait, the purple guy is that worthless medic.
He's not gonna attack, he's a pussy-fest.
Pacifist.
Ah, whatever, let's tie him up and roll him through the teleporter.
Wait a second, wait a second, think about this for a minute. Why would the reds leave him out there by himself? This has to be some kinda trick.
I'll bet they've used some kind of... brainwashing technique on him! They're-they're probably planning to have him do all their dirty plans! And also the schemes!
Caboose, that is ridiculous.
{stares at Tucker through the scope] Is it? Or is it so ridiculous, it's the most ridiculously perfect idea that you never thought of?
No, just the regular kind of ridiculous.
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