Simmons, Grif and others in “The Rookies (Episode 3)”

Okay, Private Donut, here's the deal—

I just refuse to call him Private Donut.

We've got a very important mission for you. You think you can handle it?

Absolutely!

We need you to go to the store and get two quarts of elbow grease.

Yeah and, uh, pick up some... headlight fluid for the Puma too.

The what?

He means the Warthog.

You do know where the store is, right, Rookie?

What? Uh, yeah! Yeah, of course I do. Sure. No problem.

Well, get going then.

Other way.

I knew that! Just... got turned around, that's all.

How long do you think until he figures out there's no store?

I'd say... at least a week.

Elbow grease! How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with the headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the sergeant.