But seriously, Sarge lived a great life. And now that he's dead, our lives are pretty good too. Zing! Hahaha! You know what I'm talking about!
C'mon, is this a remembrance or a roast?
Quiet in the front row. And I'm not askin', and he's not tellin', but I heard when Donut first came to the base, Sarge spent a lot of time talking about "glazed donut holes" if ya know what I mean. Hey-oh!
Too soon!
And who could forget the time Sarge showed us all how to field strip Simmons-
Okay that's enough, I said five minutes Grif.
Bye everybody, I'll be appearing at the laugh cavern every Tuesday. Ladies drink free.
WOOO-HOOO!
Not you!
Aw...
Okay, whatever. Get off! Hi everyone, I'm here to say a few words about our friend, Sarge.
Boo, you suck!
Grif, get off the stage!
Oh, sorry (leaves)
Okay, like I was saying, I'm here to say a few words about Sarge.
(shouting) Boo! You suck!
Sarge, is, is he campaigning for your job at your funeral? Classic.
Hey, everybody, I'm new here, and I didn't know Sergeant very well, but he was really old, and that's gross.
Haha, I wrote that line!
Grif, let other people have the spotlight for once
Anyway, when you're old and gross, you're probably going to die, and that's kind of sad. But when you think about it, all your friends are probably dead, too. And if they're not, then they're definitely old, and knowing old people is even sadder than being dead. So, anyway, whatever. Peace out.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, can I go again? I just thought of a swear word that rhymes with Kentucky!
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