A political advertisement suddenly starts on the monitor.
[On the television] This infomercial comes to you on behalf of the Independent Future Party.
Arnold Rimmer, a man who wiped out the crew of Red Dwarf and killed himself, twice! Are you really going to put your life in this maniac's hands?
[On the television] Arnold Rimmer. Not fit. Not trusted. A no-good, double-dealing, cheating, slimy little smegger!
On the television, Kryten runs up next to Lister.
That's enough, sir.
I got more, Kryten.
[To the camera] I'm Kryten 2X4B 523P, and I approve this message!
I've got more!
Lister realizes the ad is over and smiles at the camera next to Kryten.
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